Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Jokes of the Day

A Japanese tourist arrived in Lahore. While traveling in a taxi, he happened to observe that everything in Pakistan moved at a slower pace compared to his own country.
He said to the taxi-driver, "Your taxis are too slow, Japanese taxis go very fast. Look at your buses, they sly at a snail's pace. In Japan, buses run like hell. Look at the speed of your motorcycles Japanese motorcycle seem riding to the air"

At the and of the journey, the taxi fare amounted to Rs.1000.
What! Exclaimed the furious Japanese.
"Your taxi meter runs too fast."
"Yes, why not? Spewed the taxi-driver."
It's after all made in Japan, sir!"

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