Cool Meanings in new Dictionary.

1. Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at
the other.


2. Love affairs :
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more
popular than a five day test.


3. Marriage :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her master .


4. porce :
Future tense of marriage .


5. Lecture :
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the
notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".


6. Conference :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.


7. Compromise :
The art of piding a cake in such a way that everybody believes he
got the biggest piece.


8. Tears :
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine
water-power. ..


9. Dictionary :
A place where porce comes before marriage.


10. Conference Room :
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody
disagrees later on.


11. Ecstasy :
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never
felt before.


12. Classic:
A book which people praise, but do not read.


13. Smile :
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.


14. Office :
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.


15. Yawn :
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.


16. Etc :
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.


17. Committee:
Inpiduals who can do nothing inpidually and sit to
decide thatnothing can be done together.


18. Experience :
The name men give to their mistakes.


19. Atom Bomb :
An invention to end all inventions.


20. Philosopher :
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.


21. Diplomat :
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually
look forward to the trip.



22. Opportunist :
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.


23. Optimist :
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am
not injured yet."


24. Pessimist :
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of
the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY .


25. Miser :
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.


26. Father:
A banker provided by nature.


27. Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.


28. Boss :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.


29. Politician :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.


30. Doctor :
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.


31. Computer Engineer :
One who gets paid for reading such mails...